Tuesday, November 10, 2009
My Self Created Proverbs!
I used to hate proverbs because it takes days for me to understand what does it really means and even till now I am still figuring out some other proverbs that people once told me.
A lot of proverbs or most of the proverbs teaches you to be a good person or practice and do what is right but the thing is....how are you suppose to learn when you don't really understand what it is suppose to mean.
I remember this AVP line of "The enemy of your enemy is your friend"....Just this line of words, it almost took me like 2 weeks to actually understand wat it means! We could have make things simpler like...."The enemy of your bitch is your friend" - so much easier to understand right?
Basically i got this idea of blogging about this because Daniel Wong was chatting with me one day and we kinda jump into the topic of proverbs. Seriously I think there are proverbs that needs to be simplified or at least be brought down to a level of understanding to all human kinds!
Let me simplify/modify some....
- "In every man lies a child" - "In every man lies a beast" and "In every lady there lies a bitch"
- "Do not judge a book by its cover" - "Do not judge a girl by her boobs"/"Do not judge a guy by his balls" For girls, does not mean BIG means no brains, For guys, doesn't mean SMALL means no guts!
- "Empty vessels make the most noise" - "Empty rooms make the most noise" (echo wat!!...AH AH AH AH....)
- "Do not put all the eggs in one basket" - "Do not hook up with all the guys/girls in one town", everyone knows everyone and you do not want to be called a whore!
- "Strike while the iron is hot" - "Strike if you think I'm hot!"
- "Too many cooks spoil the soup" - "Too many alcoholics spoil the club"
- "An apple a day, keeps the doctor away" - THIS IS NOT TRUE!! "An aspirin keeps the doctor away".....save some money~!
- "Curiosity killed the cat" - "Curious neighbours should really be killed"
Alright...that's all for now! and those are the proverbs I could think of....I hope you would put it into good use!
I will update a lot more events starting from next week because we have Materiel EVENT coming up and there's a lot of birthdays and one of it is MINE!!!
MY 21ST bday!!! woo hoo....An invitation will be sent out! So if you do not receive it...then too bad! If you do, make sure you come!
I will see you again....and for now LIVE LIFE AND LOVE LIFE!
Labels: lessons from ME
6:10 PM
Sunday, November 01, 2009
4 reasons on why more and more people are staying single......
- They are afraid to get hurt AGAIN!
- They love freedom and hate commitments....
- They are too damn choosy or have too high expectations towards who they want
- They must be REALLY UGLY!
Look....those are seriously the facts on why people are staying single. I fall under the category of Number 2...although I just broke up but I seriously hate commitments and relationships. Here is the annoying part of being attached to someone.
First of all, you have to call him/her every now and then and go like "Honey, I am gonna go out with my friends ok?"....and he/she would go..."Who are your friends?" (like as though they know every single one of my friends)...."Oh, they are from my primary school...we have been best friends since like FOREVERRRRR!!" (Ok, actually I just lied...I'm meeting SOMEONE rather than FRIENDSSSSSS)
See you're forced to lie from time to tme....and the calling in to report what you are doing is seriously quite hectic.
Another thing about being in a relationship, they do not have insurance...This goes to the category 1 people. You want to be single most probably because you've been hurt so much and you just probably stop believing in love and fairytales. All you want to do is be alone and get flings from all over the world and wait till one day there's insurance for LOVE or relationships then u'll start considering again!
I believe that there would be insurance for LOVE one day...I mean you have insurance policies for almost everything now. Why not have insurance for LOVE to assure that your loved one is never gonna runaway!
Category 3....you have expectations and this list of I WANT HIM/HER TO BE LIKE THIS! and seriously no one is perfect and it's never gonna work. If you keep expecting him/her to be your perfect dream guy/girl, then all the ugly and stupid and useless one will be like bachelors and old maids that makes tonnes of money because they have no commitments to anyone except for their cats and dogs!
Category 4....If you have been trying so hard and been doing all you can and yet....no one loves you!....THE TRUTH IS....U R UGLY!....Guys, you can't use makeup but you can dress up nice to present yourself well but if all else fails, I think you seriously need plastic surgery. Girls, you can use makeup, clothes, diets and again if all else fails, you need a plastic surgery too. But no one is ever too ugly that no one loves them....like what Akira always says, "NO ONE LOVES ME, BUT MY MUM DOES....SHE ALWAYS SAY I AM SPECIAL!!" and he feel proud about it....
So learn from Akira and start to not worry so much and still believe in love.
I still do.....even after everything I have experienced recently.
Learn from Yu Ying a.k.a. Miechelle, attached but obviously still having so much fun!!! ahem..
LIVE IT, LOVE IT!!
Labels: lessons from ME
12:28 AM
Monday, October 12, 2009
Well before you know it....things has changed again! I'm back to square one...and I am all single again!
It was a good experience to get to know Mr.U and I take it as a life lesson!
It does hurt right up till now....and everything happens for a reason. I did tried my best...I put in my 100% effort but it did not work out.
I still do believe in fairytales and I know my life does not just ends here...there's still a lot to learn and experience.
I wish the best for Mr.U and to all my friends and readers...Sorry to disappoint you but this new change in my life was actually just another phase in my life!
It did not last because of arguments and we did end in good terms. I know I will be fine soon and losing someone like Mr.U just tells me tat I should watch more closely before getting together with someone!
I want to thank my friends like Leonard, Ching Yi(my superb best friend), Danny Daniel and Peter Yow for accompanying me and being the most supportive friends that I have ever met....
You guys have been there for me and I really appreciate it! Life goes on and I am looking forwar d to moving on and letting go! Thanks guys! I love you all!
LIVE IT, LOVE IT!
Labels: bittersweet story
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